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Benjamin Scott Folds(born September 12, 1966, in Winston-Salem, North Carolina) is an American singer-songwriter. He is widely known for his prowess as a pianist. Folds' musical career started to get off the ground in the late '80s, as bassist for band Majosha,after playing bass and piano at Pinehurst, in a group known as the "Caroliners" with cohort Millard Powell in 1985 - 1987; for the Calayer and after working as but he is best known for his later work as the frontman and pianist of Ben Folds Fiveand as a solo artist. Folds's compositional and playing technique remain wholly unique, combining elements of the typical 'singer/songwriter' genre, jazz, and power rock. Indeed, his music is evocative of artists such as Joe Jackson, Todd Rundgren, and Sir Elton John, with an added edge and bold infusion of energy and wit.
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Ben Folds

Im trolling food court for girls
Yeah, its the best job in the world
They know theyre safe with me
They love my little mustache
They love a man in uniform
Oh

With my sunglass they cant
See what Im really looking at
And as theyre walking by
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours till I
Punch the clock
How long must this day go on?

No kid, they dont give me a gun
I dont get paid enough to run
So you can call me what you want
Ill be hanging at the check out
Checking out your girlfriend
Figure out how shes going to fit all of that
Butt into that underwear - yeah
Yeah

Hey girl if you cant recall
Where you parked your daddys car
Then I could help you out
All alone in this
great big mall
Oh

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours
Till its Miller Time
How long must this day go on?
Whoa oh oh, oh oh

Im trolling food court for girls

I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby
Light that
Light that ass on fire

Alright, thats good